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Howdy! I started blogging as a 20-something and stopped when I fell in love and moved to Germany. Two decades, two countries, and two adorable kids later, I find myself smack dab in a midlife crisis. This is my attempt to make sense of it all. To burn off some of the anxiety that comes with motherhood. To share the love and laughter and ridiculousness that comes with traveling with toddlers.

Mom! Mama! Mommy! Mom!

Motherhood is not for everyone. Especially not for people who love to sleep and poop in private. If I could go back in time, would I choose my kids over boozy brunches with friends?

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Traveling with ragamuffins

I mean, obviously, of course. They’re my universe. They taught me the meaning of love. But if I’m being honest, being on a plane with them makes me wish I had opted for margaritas instead.

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ADHD navel gazing

Oh! I heard that tequila is good for people with diabetes. Agave evens out your glucose levels. And it has prebiotics! Margarita me, baby! My breastfeeding days are OVERRRRRR.