Saturday

Reason #538




Reason #538 why I'm lucky Patrick is willing to marry me: I seriously injured my neck while air drumming/head banging to the PiƱa Colada song. My doctor said I'm not allowed to give any BJs for at least a month. When I told Patrick about it, he said, "That's okay, you weren't that good at it anyway."

I'm pretty damn sure he means bl0wj0bs, because I fucking ROCK at air drumming.